A pinned Telegram dashboard for Hermes Agent
An agent that crashes isn't the scary part. The scary part is when it quietly stops and the chat looks exactly like "all good".
telegram_dashboard_probe keeps one pinned Telegram message and edits it in place: gateway health, last backup, config drift, Claude, Codex, Grok and Kimi limits, and the running Hermes version against the latest release. No LLM calls. If a number can't be confirmed, it says "no data" and why. It never shows a calm zero.
It's in the official Hermes plugin catalog:
hermes plugins install telegram_dashboard_probe